4. Gaps in the Timeline

FB: We have discovered gaps in your Timeline.
It appears you were born in the year 2000
but claim to be 69. Please correct the discrepancy.
Your friends want to know the truth and nothing but.

Comment: I remember David when he was ten
in Tucson and ate too much fruit salad
and threw up on the lawn, well, actually
the green pebbles of a Tucson lawn.
I’ll post the pict. That would have been in 1954.
This is his aunt who’s been dead awhile
but never closed her FB account.

Added to the Timeline.
You have 35 Friend requests and fourteen events
awaiting your response, plus lovely women
over fifty looking for dates.

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